7 Text Messages That Make You Look Like a Complete Idiot

There are some things that should never be texted to a guy you like, love, want, or even KNOW…

7 types of text messages you should NEVER spend (if you value your relationship)

By the way, I’m not just talking drunk texting, or ex-texting, or even “slimy politician sending pictures of his junk” texting. You already KNOW all those text messages are relationship hand grenades with the pin pulled….

The texts I’m talking about are even worse, because otherwise smart woman (and guys, too, in some cases) send them without thinking about how devastating they can be to your relationship.

1. Over-the-top baby talk

Ack! Show some respect for yourself. A tiny amount of baby talk goes a long way. And please never use the word “muffin” unless you’re talking about food or texting about your 6-year-old niece’s kitten.

• Hey hunny wunny!
• Your cuddle muffin wuvs you.

2. Break up text messages

Anything really important deserves to be said face to face, or at least voice to voice. Don’t break up by text.

• I think we should see other people.
• I don’t think this is working. Maybe we should just be friends.
• We’re done. This is over.

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3. Any text messages with more than HALF emoticons, abbreviated text, lols, caps, hashtags, and exclamation points

Make that more than a third. Okay, you crazy chica. Give yourself one wacky bit of text ridiculousness a week. That should be plenty. #smh

• Btw UR so gr8 \m/ 🙂 🙂 lol lol #luvU!!!
• lol IDK y i am txting you this 😉

4. Serious news

Text messages are cheap, and they fly across the ‘net by the zillion. Don’t trivialize the most important things (good or bad) in your life by texting them, rather than having the maturity to speak them face to face to the other human involved…

• Hey, I think I may be pregnant.
• Got my test results… We need to talk.

5. Utter boredom text messages

I was going to say more about this one, but I fell asleep.

• Heyyyyy.
• Sup?
• 🙂

6. Demands and ultimatums

See “Serious News,” above. If there’s something important to be said, it needs to be said in person.

• Where have you been??!
• Don’t ever speak to me again.
• Why aren’t you responding to my messages?!

7. Clingy, juvenile, girlfriend text messages

These clingy girlfriend texts include painfully long sentences, missing punctuation, and lots of lowercase “i”s.

• Omg i just think ur the sweetest ever and i fall in luv so easy i try not to but u are just so awesome and even though u just left i can’t wait to see u again and again

The BEST text messages to win him back…

There are some text messages you should never send — the kind that wreck a relationship in no time flat.

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And how to use tiny little text messages to create an OBSESSION in his mind where he’ll do anything to be with you again (no matter how bad things were before.)

Time to dish, girlfriend!

Want to share your story of a disastrous text message you’ve received? Or (yikes!) at text message you should never have sent that you tapped out on your own little keyboard? Leave me a comment below!